KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE

That is just a horrible expression, and I was amusing myself on our way to breakfast by thinking of 'nicer' alternatives to it. My husband suggested I look it up on the internet, and viola!

These are all from kids in repsonse to a contest - gotta love 'em.


Feed two birds with one scone!

Bless two birds with one lotus.

Light two candles with one flame.

Free two birds with one key.

Brighten two hearts with one smile.

Love two birds with one heart.

Feed two birds with one seed.

Make two wishes upon one star.

Send two e-mails with one click!

Take two pills with one gulp.

Love two animals with one heart!

Write two things with one pencil.

Talk to two people with one phone.

Send two e-mails with one computer.

Comb two heads of hair with one brush.

Dance to two songs with one loved one.

Lift two spirits with one kind word.

Cross two hurdles with one leap.

Love two people with one heart.

Welcome two friends with one open door.

Bake two desserts in one oven.

Heal two wounds with one kiss.

Smell two flowers with one nose.

Fix two owies with one special hug.

Free two birds with one heart.

Unite two people with one hope.

Love two children with one heart.

Tickle two feet with one feather.

Dig two holes with one shovel.

Feed two cats with one bowl.


Now, friends - your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to get THIS in circulation instead of the MEAN one.