I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS

Please accept this as a challenge; I need you to make COMMENTS to show me YOURS. And if you'd like to identify the correct movie, extra points will be awarded.

Begin....NOW:


1. "In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."


2. "I'll have what she's having."


3. "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."


4. "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria."


5. "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."


6. "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."


7. "I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"


8. "I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress."


9. "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."


10. "I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."


11. "I mean she's the first lady. I mean couldn't I have started with a cousin?


12. "Empty. The opposite of full. Anyone care to explain?"


13. "We... are dead. We are dead." "Shit. I was such a terrific guy."


14. "I want to do something for her... but what?" "Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep... "


15. "You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?" "Yes. But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for."


15. "For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time, there's an extraordinary shortage of last names in Wales."


16. "Guy, Guy... maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?"