There are advantages and disadvantages about living where I live.
It's true that you can't just run out and pick up a gallon of milk down the road.... unless you have a milk cow or goat on your property... and actually I have a neighbor with two milk goats, so....
You do continually get charged by your cell phone carrier for international calls, since the cell towers in Mexico are closer than the ones in Arizona.
And bright floodlights occasionally fill your bedroom when the Border Patrol is hunting someone in the middle of the night.
Well, okay, maybe it's not just occasionally.
But you don't have to purchase any Halloween candy.... at 
least not any candy that you don't want to eat yourself.
Because we don't get any trick-or-treaters. 
Mainly because it's pitch black out here after 6:45 p.m..
Seriously.
No street lights, only porch lights that are motion activated. Add to that dirt roads, houses that are frequently a quarter of a mile away from each other, and a 
relentless stream of illegal immigrants
So you don't even need pumpkins like this one around to scare everyone off.
But wait a minute, do you think this could help the Border Patrol and scare off some of the illegals?
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