DEFINITIONS:
Abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance when you’ve walked through a spider web.
We are living in a foreign country. -Edmond Jabès, The Book of
Questions Image: Edward S. Curtis, Chaiwa, a Tewa Indian girl with a
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2 comments:
Very funny! I love words and play on words. Remember when we would spend our time thinking up Tom Swifties?
LOL!!!! those are funny!
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