WORTH A SECOND GIGGLE

DEFINITIONS:

Abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling day consuming only things that are good for you.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance when you’ve walked through a spider web.